bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good

this morning,
i'm at least one of these things:
i'm too nice, i'm a pushover, or i'm too lazy.
i waited about 15- or 20-minutes before i was asked
(nay, actually, i had to stop and tell a passing waitress)
if i was ready to place my order for my usual breakfast.
i think it was a combination of those three things.
at first, i was being nice, then i was being lazy,
and finally, i was a fucking push-over
not getting proper cafe service!

but then again,
it's not the kind of place
you want to complain or under-tip.
you'll be freaking out each time you go back,
hoping that the cooks and waitress don't take turns
spitting in your omelette & potatoes.
i tipped $3 on a $10 bill.
pushover.