I'll Never Know If I Won The Raffle

i wonder why my next door neighbor thinks it's fine and dandy
to watch pixar's cars movie in surround sound with the volume so loud
it rattles the brick walls at seven-thirty in the fucking morning!

i could hear my windows vibrating!

i kept waking up to vroom! vroooom! vroooooom!

i mean come on, old dude! turn that shit down!

what's the thought process going on there? i'd love to learn
the logic behind his decision to ruin my sweet, sweet, peaceful slumber.
i'd really like to know!