Special Priority Shipping

less than 24 hours after i purchased these,
i'm wearing them on my feet!
(where else would i where them?)
somehow i was made eligible
for "free special priority shipping".
my shoes were shipped ups next-day air.
for free! is that awesome or what?
next time i want to buy shoes online,
i'll be ordering them on a thursday.
yeah baby!


also i just ate a ton of food for dinner.
and when i say "a ton", i mean literally a ton.
and when i say "literally", i mean figuratively,
because eating a literal ton of food would be impossible.
oh geez, i need to lay down.